Local Man Arrested for Mowing Lawn Too Early
GREENVILLE, NC – Local man Bryan Leary was arrested early Saturday, after deputies say he was caught mowing his lawn at least 6 weeks sooner […]
Articles by Cam Shipley
Update: Bill’s Hot Dogs Now Open
Bill’s is now open! Our sources tell us the parking lot is “packed AF.” Previous story: May 18, 2018, Bill’s Hot Dogs, out of Little […]
State Theatre to Open Soon
Don’t let the barricade fence, plywood wall panels, and lack of window panes fool you….the State Theatre will soon be open for business! Tickets are […]
Comedy Gold: Coworker Needs Nap After Thanksgiving Lunch
In a stroke of comedy genius on Thursday, Steve Evans, while enjoying a Thanksgiving lunch at work, mentioned to his coworkers the little-known fact that […]
Gentle Caress or Beatdown? Debate Over Acosta Video Divides Internet
People just can’t seem to agree on the latest viral illusion to hit the internet! In much the same fashion as “The Dress” and Yanny/Laurel, […]
Caught in the act: Local man posts picture of “I Voted” sticker from previous election
In a shameless attempt to deceive friends and family today, local man Greg Tucker posted a photo of his “I Voted” sticker from the 2016 […]
Bojangles’ being sold
Bojangles’ Famous Chicken ‘n Biscuits announced Tuesday that it’s being sold. The popular restaurant chain is being sold in a cash deal to Durational Capital […]
New Hand Dryer Promises to Get Hands “Sort of” Dry
Engineers have developed a new type of hand dryer that they claim will dry hands up to a staggering 75%. Greg Perry, Lead Engineer on […]
LimeBoards Coming to Greenville
GREENVILLE, NC – Bicycle sharing service LimeBike will soon offer another way to get around in Greenville. LimeBoards™, stand-up paddleboards (or SUPs) that you can […]
NC Man Traveling to Florida in Hopes of Getting Money’s Worth Out of $800 Generator
PITT COUNTY, NC With Hurricane Michael set to hit the Florida panhandle on Wednesday, Greenville resident Hal Jenkins has decided to travel to the area […]