New Hand Dryer Promises to Get Hands “Sort of” Dry

Engineers have developed a new type of hand dryer that they claim will dry hands up to a staggering 75%.

Greg Perry, Lead Engineer on the project, said “With the technology available to us today, we’re able to blow more water from your hands, all over the floor and wall, than ever before.”

The team claims users of the new dryer will only have to rub their hands together vigorously for 1 minute while drying, and then swipe them on their pants a few times.

“We’re constantly researching other ways to dry hands, but until a major breakthrough is made, this is as good as it gets.” said Mr. Perry.

The dryers will be available to the public in Q1 2019, for a retail price of $1250 each.


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